5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse

All right, somebody needs to explain the zombie thing. It’s not just movies and video games, there is something else going on. There’s a Zombie Survival Wiki and a Zombie Preparedness Initiative. Then you’ve got the Zombie Squad’s forum on zombie biology and another one on zombie combat tactics. Here’s an index of 80 threads from the “All Things Zombie” forums on various zombie survival tactics.

It’s gone beyond good fun. It’s not just a mere obsession. These people are actually preparing for a zombie apocalypse. So why is everyone so eager for a world devoid of life, but full of the undead?

We think we have an idea.

#5.
Guilt Free Violence (That’s Politically Correct)

It’s pretty obvious why zombies appeal to the baser instincts of certain individuals. Most zombiephiles are young males and if you want young males to, say, buy a ticket to your movie, it needs to have a hero that kicks somebody in the face at some point. Then hopefully the bad guy falls out of a plate glass window, crashes into a parked taxi below, which then explodes. They like violence is what we’re saying.

You don’t have to rewind evolution many generations to find a time when stabbing something with a spear was all in a day’s work. Today, buried in the reptilian part of the brain is that drive to survive, recalling that time when surviving often meant to kill or be killed. So, we sit in our cubicles all day and release that urge via harmless movies and video games and the sight of nameless bad guys getting mowed down.

But there’s a larger reason that zombies are today’s most popular target for therapeutic head-splosions. The role of “bad guy” isn’t so easy to fill these days. It used to be there was always some ethnic group or nationality Hollywood could populate action movies with; if you grew up in the 80s, it was the Russians (Red Dawn, etc), before that, the Nazis or Japanese, before that, the “Indians.”


There were Native American heroes, but somehow that was even worse.

More recently, it’s Arab terrorists. But we’re running out of villians. You can’t fill your video game with Chinese enemies; hell, they may need to sell copies of the game there. The video game industry has had us killing Nazis for a decade, because they couldn’t think of anybody else it was politically correct to slaughter in huge numbers.

And that’s where zombies come in.

All that morality stuff is set aside. Killing them is OK because they’re already dead. They don’t even scream in pain, or show any sense of self-preservation. They seem to want to die. You get all the blood and gore and none of the complications.

And maybe more important than that, they’re slow. And unarmed. There’s no real threat. Sure, the movies always say the zombies have taken over the world, but come on. Every single male in that audience believes that, if they were in that world, they’d survive, no problem.

It’s a playground of destruction with no repercussions. A violent video game turned into real life. Lots of targets, no real danger. Hell on Earth, but somehow pure fun.

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